This is what i'm hoping from Mario Kart 8. Of course, this doesn't leave any room for retro tracks, because there ARE no retro tracks from before 1929.
I tried to make this look a lot like a cartoon from 1929. Should have put a fake copyright date on it or something. Also, not every character needs a tophat so shut up.
Not pictures: Toad riding an old timey giant front tired bicycle, Koopa Troopa flying Red Baron style. Also I guess maybe I should have had Wario tie Peach to the tracks. But it seems more like a Bowser action.
Also, Daisy in Betty Boop style. Have fun with that, fan boys.